we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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