please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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"Hold off going into labor?" The time I even joked about that it almost got me killed.
If she's going to the free clinic for an abortion, this is the most hilariously ironic text ever!
what a douche bag
you cant drive in yer third trimester
Sounds like both of you got an incurable STD.