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  please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic

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  (570): please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic http://tfl.nu/e8z4
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  Submitted by Pavi on Aug 10, 11 at 10:04am

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  "Hold off going into labor?" The time I even joked about that it almost got me killed.

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  Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Aug 10, 11 at 7:51pm

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  what a douche bag

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  Submitted by stinkypinky on Aug 11, 11 at 9:03am

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  If she's going to the free clinic for an abortion, this is the most hilariously ironic text ever!

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  Submitted by kaylahalsey on Aug 12, 11 at 12:44pm

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  you cant drive in yer third trimester

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  Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Aug 10, 11 at 2:11pm

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  Sounds like both of you got an incurable STD.

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