please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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"Hold off going into labor?" The time I even joked about that it almost got me killed.
what a douche bag
If she's going to the free clinic for an abortion, this is the most hilariously ironic text ever!
you cant drive in yer third trimester
Sounds like both of you got an incurable STD.