i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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