I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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