of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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