Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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