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  • Submitted by Nero905 on Dec 31, 11 at 1:44pm

    Why didn't you just offer to swallow?

  • Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 31, 11 at 2:29pm

    Was it fine Corinthian leather?

  • Submitted by nerdgirl88 on Dec 31, 11 at 7:33pm

    No one like to clean up cum

  • Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 31, 11 at 6:01pm

    Hookers are not suppose to judge

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 31, 11 at 2:33pm

    he takes care of his ride...good for him...and you should have swallowed...but lets be honest..your probably skanky

  • Submitted by entersandman13 on Dec 31, 11 at 4:23pm

    Yeah, no loads blown in the car. The better care you take of it, the better it takes care of you. Don't need it breaking down on the way to a booty call because of jizz in the wiring, do we?

  • Submitted by anonymous5555 on Jan 1, 12 at 9:53am

    A handjob is a man's job.

  • Submitted by MadF00L on Dec 31, 11 at 4:33pm

    Hj = fail

  • Submitted by absoKYLElutely on Dec 31, 11 at 3:01pm

    What's a handjob?

  • Submitted by dchaos on Dec 31, 11 at 2:49pm

    Who still gives and/or accepts hand must be 12

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 31, 11 at 2:13pm

    I would have you swallow.

  • Submitted by ohsofreakinbored on Jan 3, 12 at 10:00pm

    @ prepprgirl: haha thanks. Honestly, I'm just 14, nvr done oral or ligit sex, just handjobs. Guess I said that in the last comment bc I'd feel like a prude for not sayin it on this site lol. Still may be one for only goin that far at this age... Haha don't know. Anyways, thanks.

  • Submitted by eScargo on Dec 31, 11 at 6:40pm

    Asshole without a doubt, bit I don't read every post. I read ones I think are humorous when I'm occasionally on the site. yet every time I read any comment there he is along with you and Hedonistic. it seems your lives revolve around this site. I read for entertainment. you apparently read because it appears to be your life. big difference.

    • Submitted by kermie2000 on Dec 31, 11 at 11:08pm

      why dont you stfu and get the sand out of your hairy vag you whiney bitch....

      • Submitted by eScargo on Dec 31, 11 at 11:48pm

        whiney, possibly. hairy, nay as I have everything waxed. I have no problem admitting my misgivings. Thanks for playing, though.

  • Submitted by redman2683 on Dec 31, 11 at 9:59pm

    What lazy bitch gives hanjobs? I bet shed get pissed if you took her pants down jus to rub her clit

    • Submitted by newsletter on Jan 1, 12 at 5:01am

      You clearly know nothing about women.

  • Submitted by ohsofreakinbored on Jan 1, 12 at 9:31pm

    Ok, is it just me or is it hard to get a guy to cum from just a handjob? Sex and blowjobs work well, but for me at least I gotta rly fuckin work to make just a hand exciting. Am I alone on this one? If I am plz don't be mean cuz I'll feel dumb enough anyways lol.

    • Submitted by preppygirl on Jan 2, 12 at 4:19am

      dont just pump your hand. be creative with it. pay attention to the head andake sure to rub his balls. also ask him for input so u know when to speed up.

  • Submitted by eScargo on Dec 31, 11 at 5:45pm

    nunu, you leave a remark on every post without fail, which leads me to wonder what exactly is it that you do for all your time to be spent on TFLN? You're constantly talking a good game but at some point the question needs to be asked. skanky vs laziness? which is worst?

    • Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 31, 11 at 5:55pm

      And yet, you're here to READ every post AND every comment. It begs the question, are YOU lazy or just an asshole?

      • Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 31, 11 at 6:52pm

        a simple question I mostly do bodyguarding I babysit rich people there kids or there investments sometimes that involves hours in a car, office building or club with other people doing the same..othertimes its sitting in an armored limo or suv in a flak jacket in 100 degree heat in some godforsaken country usually with some abundant natural resource and if I'm not doing those lovely jobs there's always the temp contracts pulled in or requalifications you have to do to stay employed

        • Submitted by eScargo on Dec 31, 11 at 11:45pm

          Thank you for answering the question without being a douche. At least now I can see that you have the good fortune of working at jobs that allow you the mobility to occupy spare time online.

          • Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Jan 1, 12 at 1:50am

            All of us have jobs that sometimes allow us to post on here during breaks or after work to unwind. This is supposed to just be a fun site, no matter how many comments someone leaves. :)

            • Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 1, 12 at 6:36pm

              Case in point, I spent my entire New Years Eve on a 17hr shift. The better part of which was babysitting a semi-trailer, the rest protecting drunken trustafarians from themselves in an historic auditorium.

              • Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 2, 12 at 4:57pm

                the asshole in the corner with his buddy back at the limo with the loud drunken spoiled heiress that you wanna launch out the nearest window fable 2 style...that's my dumbass :'(