I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i dont even know how to be here
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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