Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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