i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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you're second retard... I've decided to stop drinking after last night... weird shit like that always happens when i drink...
got drunk. decided he wanted to be in the circus. started throwing knives blindfolded. everyone laughed but the dead roommate, but he shouldn't have got in the way during the circus.
Sounds like some pickens shit right there, omg they are some hot chick from there circa 2002!!!!
Sounds like a good reason to keep drinking!!
An old friend and I would get wasted for days and pistol wip each other with loaded assualt weapons . Some of my fondest memories!
most everything on this site is redic fake.
12:36, can't you laugh a little? stop trying to be so serious asshole
Sounds like a rage problem
Go to therapy dude/bitch
i'm still rollin from "dude/bitch". i'm sure in my head it sounds different o_O
Just covering all my bases man
Horrible explanation man
Better than the knives being in bed with you!
Wow. This could have been me three years ago. Go Gvegas.
wow. no sir. not happening
I'm not serious
But u can't give me a plausible funny explanation for this one
only in SC. at least you didn't shoot anything :)
How's that for a plausible funny explanation?
Hahaha quagmire is hilarious!!