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  • 69 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:58pm

    got drunk. decided he wanted to be in the circus. started throwing knives blindfolded. everyone laughed but the dead roommate, but he shouldn't have got in the way during the circus.

  • 65 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:34pm

    you're second retard... I've decided to stop drinking after last night... weird shit like that always happens when i drink...

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:33pm

    Sounds like some pickens shit right there, omg they are some hot chick from there circa 2002!!!!

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:36pm

    Sounds like a rage problem Go to therapy dude/bitch

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:00pm

    Sounds like a good reason to keep drinking!! An old friend and I would get wasted for days and pistol wip each other with loaded assualt weapons . Some of my fondest memories!

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:00pm

    most everything on this site is redic fake. hate it

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:04pm

    only in SC. at least you didn't shoot anything :)

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:26pm

    i'm still rollin from "dude/bitch". i'm sure in my head it sounds different o_O

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:38pm

    12:36, can't you laugh a little? stop trying to be so serious asshole

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:35pm

    Dude/bitch Just covering all my bases man

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:08pm

    Horrible explanation man

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:21pm

    wow. no sir. not happening

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:40pm

    I'm not serious But u can't give me a plausible funny explanation for this one So stfu

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:12pm

    Wow. This could have been me three years ago. Go Gvegas.

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:25pm

    Better than the knives being in bed with you!

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:59pm

    How's that for a plausible funny explanation?

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:48pm

    Hahaha quagmire is hilarious!!