I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Shame is for Republicans.
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