Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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