What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize