What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
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i swear to god i know who this guy is!
i hate when they pack a lot of heat. i like something medium. manageable.
I'm gonna go against the grain here and just add that I dated a bald/balding guy who had a small penis AND was terrible in bed....which is why I mention datED.
i have to agree with 9:44 bigger is not always better. in fact too big hurts
They have to make up for it somewhere. :P
hahahahahahahahahhahahahaaa if this was from a different area code I'd say it was about my ex.....LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
9:17 - Bald (or balding) does not necessarily mean ugly. Just like full head of hair does not mean good looking.
9:55 - you're spot on.
I so know a guy like this...he's 21 and will def be bald in 10 years...
12:38 stole the thread. HILARIOUS!
The two best lays I ever had where from two off the least good lookin' ones!
I've had vags that go from a mouse's ear to the size of paris hiltons.
Ahhhhhh...I get it......big johnson.....no hair.....very UNfunny girls
My gf says it feels great during but hurts/throbs like hell afterward no matter what postion or level of force I use. Whats up with that?? **Seeking sex advice on TFLN, sad?**
totally agree with 4:07. i have to be on top with my boyfriend its the only way i can take it without pain.
i fucked this girl who couldn't take it missionary cuz it hurt her too much. smallest/tightest little puss i've ever seen. vaginas are like snowflakes, no two are the same.
A+ for getting over the lack of hair to stumble on that gold mine!
Maybe his giant penis has to eat his hair for sustenance.
I've actually always been very attracted to men who shave their heads. Men, If you're balding, just shave it all off, it looks so much better and will get my attention!
You do realize guys go bald from excess levels of testosterone... Something that also tends to increase "male characteristics"....
281/832 area codes....his name Tod?
explains my receding hairline
I think posters #1 and 2 have small genitalia and no hair. Very bitter...
@ 9:55 testosterone doesn't make you lose your hair lack of it does... so if anything according to you he should be getting smaller
i wonder if they are talking about my ex.... hmmm.
My boyfriend is the same way. He is a very attractive bald man who has definitely been gifted in the size department. Never dated a bald man before but after this I'm not going back to guys with full heads of hair lol!
+1 for the bald guys.
Someone was wrong about the testosterone...the more you have, the more likely you are to go bald.
9:17 here. Balding, I didn't imply that he's ugly. He's actually quite good looking. I don't mind bald at all. And now that I have this very usefull info (9:55), I'm going to pursue them even more :-P
I dont give a fuck what anyone says! This shit is GOLD!
Who talks like this?
Depends on your definition of "big"... we all have a different size vag.
Is his name A.C.? cause I totally know that guy...
I think it's pretty damn funny myself!
This has happened to me. Baldy but what a cock!
reading some of these threads are scaring me too much to have sex with my extremely huge boyfriend. specially since im still a virgin!