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  • i swear to god i know who this guy is!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:23am
  • They have to make up for it somewhere. :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:21am
  • hahahahahahahahahhahahahaaa if this was from a different area code I'd say it was about my ex.....LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:50pm
  • I'm gonna go against the grain here and just add that I dated a bald/balding guy who had a small penis AND was terrible in bed....which is why I mention datED.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:31pm
  • I so know a guy like this...he's 21 and will def be bald in 10 years...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:22pm
  • i hate when they pack a lot of heat. i like something medium. manageable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:41pm
  • 9:17 - Bald (or balding) does not necessarily mean ugly. Just like full head of hair does not mean good looking. 9:55 - you're spot on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:31pm
  • 12:38 stole the thread. HILARIOUS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:09pm
  • The two best lays I ever had where from two off the least good lookin' ones!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:17pm
  • I've had vags that go from a mouse's ear to the size of paris hiltons.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:38am
  • Ahhhhhh...I get it......big johnson.....no hair.....very UNfunny girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:45pm
  • My gf says it feels great during but hurts/throbs like hell afterward no matter what postion or level of force I use. Whats up with that?? **Seeking sex advice on TFLN, sad?**

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:38am
  • Maybe his giant penis has to eat his hair for sustenance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:13am
  • I've actually always been very attracted to men who shave their heads. Men, If you're balding, just shave it all off, it looks so much better and will get my attention!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:53am
  • explains my receding hairline

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:03pm
  • A+ for getting over the lack of hair to stumble on that gold mine!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:07pm
  • 281/832 area codes....his name Tod?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:11pm
  • @ 9:55 testosterone doesn't make you lose your hair lack of it does... so if anything according to you he should be getting smaller

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:32am
  • i have to agree with 9:44 bigger is not always better. in fact too big hurts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:20pm
  • You do realize guys go bald from excess levels of testosterone... Something that also tends to increase "male characteristics"....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:55pm
  • My boyfriend is the same way. He is a very attractive bald man who has definitely been gifted in the size department. Never dated a bald man before but after this I'm not going back to guys with full heads of hair lol!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:03pm
  • 9:17 here. Balding, I didn't imply that he's ugly. He's actually quite good looking. I don't mind bald at all. And now that I have this very usefull info (9:55), I'm going to pursue them even more :-P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:41pm
  • I think posters #1 and 2 have small genitalia and no hair. Very bitter...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:02am
  • Someone was wrong about the testosterone...the more you have, the more likely you are to go bald.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:05am
  • i fucked this girl who couldn't take it missionary cuz it hurt her too much. smallest/tightest little puss i've ever seen. vaginas are like snowflakes, no two are the same.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:07am
  • +1 for the bald guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:10pm
  • i wonder if they are talking about my ex.... hmmm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:51am
  • totally agree with 4:07. i have to be on top with my boyfriend its the only way i can take it without pain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:27am
  • Who talks like this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:34am
  • This has happened to me. Baldy but what a cock!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:17pm
  • I think it's pretty damn funny myself!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Is his name A.C.? cause I totally know that guy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:18pm
  • I dont give a fuck what anyone says! This shit is GOLD!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Depends on your definition of "big"... we all have a different size vag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:28am
  • reading some of these threads are scaring me too much to have sex with my extremely huge boyfriend. specially since im still a virgin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:23pm