Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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This porch seems like a lame ass place to hang out.
Just rip the ceiling fan down and be a champion
Next up, Jennifer doin a deep voiced song with the dog's dick.
Mr. Dickrophone is about to arrive. Who wants to win this contest?
Someone needs to whip out their dick, then its a real competition. You'd have to be creative to beat a dick.
Wait until my dick shows up to the "porch party".
Thats a good way to make a dog fart.