Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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I'm not lesbian, I just like shiny things pierced through nipples. On women.
Well if you really want a guy to be interested mention you're bi, most will be even more interested in that than hearing you're not a lesbian
The sad thing is, I'm pretty sure this is about me. My roommate had a thing for my nipples.
OP is likely what's known as a "boobiesexual". Boobiesexuals are mostly-straight women who, as one might guess, enjoy looking at and playing with other women's boobs, without any real interest in genital contact. Hey, have fun, OP.
I think that's most people, if we are to accept the theory that boobs are awesome because breastfeeding is one of (almost) everyone's earliest happy experiences as a baby.
Popped the comment cherry
I like nipples to and first first I'd G A Y