You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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