Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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