Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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