your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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