I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
whose parrot is this?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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