i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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