Your face is a jimmy john
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
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you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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