Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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