What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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