There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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