Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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