I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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