I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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