I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
