so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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