He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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