either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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