I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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