so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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