Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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