if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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