Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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