Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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