Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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I hope she reads this and breaks up with you for your arrogant disregard, and blatant disrespect. You're a child.
and yet you still want her to put her snank lips on you...and they say SHE has no class!
Now there's a guy that knows how to treat bitches.
Oh great, she sounds like a wonderful addition to the female sex.
you would be from Edina
i agree with 5:49...gross.
3:23, not to be an ass, but you used the wrong hole...
And she doesn't have to get dressed up for you either, cuz with that attitude, I'm sure you'll fuck anything with a whole.
What part of the south are you from?
You should have her blow you while taking a dump
Any girl that does that must have low standards.
And if you think a girl doing that is hot or whatever the case is you got more problems then the girl.
You must like them nasty and diseased.
Which is sick.
Way to go MINNESOTA!!!! WOOP WOOP!!
you people took the text to literally. He was trying to say she'll do anything for him..simple. Now fuck off.
That broad has "class" written all over her face... In this guys shit.
I could use a chick like that!
3:19, you think the girl has low standards? No shit, Sherlock! By the way, not all people with low standards are diseased. Yet.
11:20, you have to respect yourself before others can respect you.
That is why you don't conduct yourself like a shameless whore...guys don't respect you!
11:20 never gets laid and has hairy pits.
Burnsville? Or apple valley?
the world needs easy bitches like this. Low self esteem is a green light for an easy fuck
Did she ever blow your dirty work dick?
Op is dating a whore
Man some of you people really suck. This is funny, why so offended? Have you blown dudes who have shit their pants? Relax.
@11:20 : I know you are, but what am I?
come on people...all guys think they're so awesome any girl would be like this for them...and some girls really are just this desperate and slutty. Stop judging...
Yeah because a chick that would blow a guy with shit in his pants reads TFLN and has the mental capacity to know this text is about her...go kill yourself 11:20
-_- wow. Smh.
i know a girl who hosed a kid down after he shit his pants then fucked him...