So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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Dude. Dish soap as lube = bad idea.
How convenient! They left you something to clean it with :)
That would really burn
look on your mirror....was "welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS" written in lipstick? That blows.......