I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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