you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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