If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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