Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
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only outsiders call it mizzourah and anyone from here will want to kick your a** for even taking the time to type it out that way.
^^^ new hero.... strongbad ftw
K, I know critiscizing grammar on a site about texts it's stupid. But it's the way the text is worded that makes it funny. This text is worded so horribly that it loses it's humour... It just makes me confused because then the whole timing of the joke is off.
Really? the grammar? THAT is what you found wrong with this text?
yeaaaah... I'm not sure where 573 is but that sounds an AWFUL lot like 209 or 413. Move quickly and never look back.
"I just saw a shirtless man, who had an angel wing tramp stamp, biking in my neighborhood. I'm considering moving."
actually, stay there. don't need anymore man ass watchers out here.
Haha this is awesome, I'm 573... I would love to know who this angel wings person is.... I'm not surprised though.
10:46 is a sad sad person when the thing they are pissed about are cyclists and not being able to honk at them anymore. You are a fucking douche bag and I would u-lock your jaw if I met you IRL. Have fun with your 7 MPG in your giant hick truck.
haha, this sounds like a fun neighborhood
dang hippies. and the city passed a law where you cant honk your horn at bikers. you get a misdemeanor and a huge fine. (but they have to catch you and bikes are slow)
tattoo on lower back. might as well be a bullseye
you have to be way more concerned about than just your reality
what the FUCK qualifies this as a text from last night!!!?!?!?!??
Thank you 4:03. And 4:12, you're just defending it because you suck at grammer too.
Oh I just realized the OP lives in Missouri, in which case, grammer fails are not only tolerated, they're expected.
1:53 I'm concerned about what the hell you meant. Concerned as in confused.
People with tramp stamps deserve to be homeless.
At least it didn't end with: "zOMG, I love (insert city)!!!2"
when the fuck is this site gonna get real sign-in accounts? i'm sick of this anonymous said shit.
5:17 It's well, not good. Dumbass.
(Don't worry. I'm mocking the ones who wouldn't know proper English from a dead rat to the face)
Yup... 573... That's what you get here.
i know a guy who has angel wings on his shoulder blades with ANGEL OF DEATH tattooed in the middle of them... the lamest and saddest thing i've ever seen
I think people just have their panties in a twist because the OP wrote "saw" and "seen" in the same sentence. I'm pretty sure it was an error....you were able to understand the text anyway, so quit whining.
who the fuck cares about grammar you can all suck my dick its texting not a fucking phonics quiz
You live in mizzourah, moving is your only hope.
573 is actually southeast Missouri. And I had no clue anything remotely interesting existed here. So yay for homeless people on bikes!
Holy shit you guys are anal! It's texting, when is grammar good anyways during texting, everyones always lazy with it. I thought this was hilarious by the way
573 is northeast mo haha.
That use to be my neighbor too. HAHAHAHAHA. He mowes like every other day.
4:13- I use good grammar when I text. It's not that hard...
your house does have wheels...roll that sumbitch down the road...go on git!
It's a text, not grammar school.
the grammar in this text just made my brain explode