Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
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only outsiders call it mizzourah and anyone from here will want to kick your a** for even taking the time to type it out that way.
Really? the grammar? THAT is what you found wrong with this text?
K, I know critiscizing grammar on a site about texts it's stupid. But it's the way the text is worded that makes it funny. This text is worded so horribly that it loses it's humour... It just makes me confused because then the whole timing of the joke is off.
^^^ new hero.... strongbad ftw
"I just saw a shirtless man, who had an angel wing tramp stamp, biking in my neighborhood. I'm considering moving."
yeaaaah... I'm not sure where 573 is but that sounds an AWFUL lot like 209 or 413. Move quickly and never look back.
actually, stay there. don't need anymore man ass watchers out here.
1:53 I'm concerned about what the hell you meant. Concerned as in confused.
haha, this sounds like a fun neighborhood
Haha this is awesome, I'm 573... I would love to know who this angel wings person is.... I'm not surprised though.
10:46 is a sad sad person when the thing they are pissed about are cyclists and not being able to honk at them anymore. You are a fucking douche bag and I would u-lock your jaw if I met you IRL. Have fun with your 7 MPG in your giant hick truck.
what the FUCK qualifies this as a text from last night!!!?!?!?!??
dang hippies. and the city passed a law where you cant honk your horn at bikers. you get a misdemeanor and a huge fine. (but they have to catch you and bikes are slow)
when the fuck is this site gonna get real sign-in accounts? i'm sick of this anonymous said shit.
tattoo on lower back. might as well be a bullseye
At least it didn't end with: "zOMG, I love (insert city)!!!2"
Thank you 4:03. And 4:12, you're just defending it because you suck at grammer too.
Oh I just realized the OP lives in Missouri, in which case, grammer fails are not only tolerated, they're expected.
you have to be way more concerned about than just your reality
People with tramp stamps deserve to be homeless.
5:17 It's well, not good. Dumbass.
(Don't worry. I'm mocking the ones who wouldn't know proper English from a dead rat to the face)
Yup... 573... That's what you get here.
I think people just have their panties in a twist because the OP wrote "saw" and "seen" in the same sentence. I'm pretty sure it was an error....you were able to understand the text anyway, so quit whining.
who the fuck cares about grammar you can all suck my dick its texting not a fucking phonics quiz
You live in mizzourah, moving is your only hope.
i know a guy who has angel wings on his shoulder blades with ANGEL OF DEATH tattooed in the middle of them... the lamest and saddest thing i've ever seen
573 is actually southeast Missouri. And I had no clue anything remotely interesting existed here. So yay for homeless people on bikes!
573 is northeast mo haha.
4:13- I use good grammar when I text. It's not that hard...
That use to be my neighbor too. HAHAHAHAHA. He mowes like every other day.
Holy shit you guys are anal! It's texting, when is grammar good anyways during texting, everyones always lazy with it. I thought this was hilarious by the way
your house does have wheels...roll that sumbitch down the road...go on git!
It's a text, not grammar school.
the grammar in this text just made my brain explode