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  • 60 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:53pm

    only outsiders call it mizzourah and anyone from here will want to kick your a** for even taking the time to type it out that way.

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:20pm

    K, I know critiscizing grammar on a site about texts it's stupid. But it's the way the text is worded that makes it funny. This text is worded so horribly that it loses it's humour... It just makes me confused because then the whole timing of the joke is off.

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:27pm

    Haha this is awesome, I'm 573... I would love to know who this angel wings person is.... I'm not surprised though.

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:01pm

    yeaaaah... I'm not sure where 573 is but that sounds an AWFUL lot like 209 or 413. Move quickly and never look back.

  • 52 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:23pm

    People with tramp stamps deserve to be homeless.

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:23pm

    tattoo on lower back. might as well be a bullseye

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:06pm

    ^^^ new hero.... strongbad ftw

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:13pm

    Holy shit you guys are anal! It's texting, when is grammar good anyways during texting, everyones always lazy with it. I thought this was hilarious by the way

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:12pm

    It's a text, not grammar school.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:53pm

    Yup... 573... That's what you get here.

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:18pm

    actually, stay there. don't need anymore man ass watchers out here.

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:01pm

    That use to be my neighbor too. HAHAHAHAHA. He mowes like every other day.

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:33pm

    10:46 is a sad sad person when the thing they are pissed about are cyclists and not being able to honk at them anymore. You are a fucking douche bag and I would u-lock your jaw if I met you IRL. Have fun with your 7 MPG in your giant hick truck.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:13pm

    You live in mizzourah, moving is your only hope.

  • 44 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:06pm

    Really? the grammar? THAT is what you found wrong with this text?

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:23am

    what the FUCK qualifies this as a text from last night!!!?!?!?!??

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:46pm

    dang hippies. and the city passed a law where you cant honk your horn at bikers. you get a misdemeanor and a huge fine. (but they have to catch you and bikes are slow)

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:09pm

    haha, this sounds like a fun neighborhood

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:27pm

    when the fuck is this site gonna get real sign-in accounts? i'm sick of this anonymous said shit.

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:11am

    1:53 I'm concerned about what the hell you meant. Concerned as in confused.

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:53am

    you have to be way more concerned about than just your reality

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:47am

    573 is actually southeast Missouri. And I had no clue anything remotely interesting existed here. So yay for homeless people on bikes!

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:57pm

    Thank you 4:03. And 4:12, you're just defending it because you suck at grammer too. Oh I just realized the OP lives in Missouri, in which case, grammer fails are not only tolerated, they're expected.

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:10pm

    "I just saw a shirtless man, who had an angel wing tramp stamp, biking in my neighborhood. I'm considering moving." =]

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:59pm

    At least it didn't end with: "zOMG, I love (insert city)!!!2"

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:03pm

    the grammar in this text just made my brain explode

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:29pm

    573 is northeast mo haha.

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:15pm

    I think people just have their panties in a twist because the OP wrote "saw" and "seen" in the same sentence. I'm pretty sure it was an error....you were able to understand the text anyway, so quit whining.

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:44pm

    5:17 It's well, not good. Dumbass. (Don't worry. I'm mocking the ones who wouldn't know proper English from a dead rat to the face)

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:42am

    i know a guy who has angel wings on his shoulder blades with ANGEL OF DEATH tattooed in the middle of them... the lamest and saddest thing i've ever seen

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:22pm

    your house does have wheels...roll that sumbitch down the road...go on git!

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:17pm

    4:13- I use good grammar when I text. It's not that hard...

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:32pm

    who the fuck cares about grammar you can all suck my dick its texting not a fucking phonics quiz