im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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