I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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