Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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