I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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