saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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