You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
The uberlube is also flammable
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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