The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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