I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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