its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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