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  • If you had an "A" game, you wouldn't be fucking the thrice divorced chick from work.

    Submitted by stantheman on Dec 10, 10 at 10:05pm
  • You should ALWAYS bring your A game. If you are going to do something, do it right or don't do it at all. You're a prime example of America's slackers.

    Submitted by Sideout72 on Dec 10, 10 at 6:37pm
  • You keep telling yourself that buddy (:

    Submitted by candiedkatt on Dec 10, 10 at 3:21pm
  • Fool! Whether she was worthy or not of your A game. I'm willing to bet that she has friends who are, and you just knocked yourself outta their league!

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Dec 10, 10 at 6:47pm
  • You should only have an "A" game. We want homeruns, not bunts.

    Submitted by soko on Dec 11, 10 at 3:44am
  • Thou dost protest too much.

    Submitted by Topanga053 on Dec 10, 10 at 9:14pm
  • Whatever helps you sleep at night, dude. It sounds to me as if he's trying to excuse his sub-par bedroom abilities. Don't worry, hun, you CAN always learn--if you can find a girl/guy to teach you, that is.

    Submitted by monicamischief on Dec 10, 10 at 6:57pm
  • Kinda like fat chicks, if you break out the A game she'll expect it everytime lol..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 10 at 3:32pm
  • she told me it was the combination of your tiny penis and your flawed teqnique

    Submitted by Gotouchyourself on Dec 11, 10 at 2:15am
  • @aff.. Okay too much info and freaky. So why the fuck did you do a pity fuck of you're not in the mood to do her?

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 11, 10 at 12:45am
  • Always use your A game no matter who. The "road worn" girl may just have a hottie friend that hears about your action.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 11, 10 at 1:45pm
  • @MrVulgaris he used it correctly "ya dumbfuck!"

    Submitted by H8torade on Dec 13, 10 at 2:21am
  • Don't worry everyone has their bad nights I had a few of them. There was times were I could not get it up and times were I came just before my pants came off. So don't worry learn from this

    Submitted by Misssbarry on Dec 10, 10 at 11:26pm
  • I don't know what amazes me more, the fact that this text contains the word "thrice" or the fact that he used it wrong.

    Submitted by MrVulgaris on Dec 10, 10 at 4:26pm
    • He used "thrice" correctly, and, if you're going to point out another person's use of grammar, make sure you don't do it WRONG.

      Submitted by 3_10toBooshtown on Dec 10, 10 at 4:48pm