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  • Submitted by stantheman on Dec 10, 10 at 10:05pm

    If you had an "A" game, you wouldn't be fucking the thrice divorced chick from work.

  • Submitted by Sideout72 on Dec 10, 10 at 6:37pm

    You should ALWAYS bring your A game. If you are going to do something, do it right or don't do it at all. You're a prime example of America's slackers.

  • Submitted by candiedkatt on Dec 10, 10 at 3:21pm

    You keep telling yourself that buddy (:

  • Submitted by ly0ntamer on Dec 10, 10 at 6:47pm

    Fool! Whether she was worthy or not of your A game. I'm willing to bet that she has friends who are, and you just knocked yourself outta their league!

  • Submitted by soko on Dec 11, 10 at 3:44am

    You should only have an "A" game. We want homeruns, not bunts.

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    Submitted by Topanga053 on Dec 10, 10 at 9:14pm

    Thou dost protest too much.

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    Submitted by monicamischief on Dec 10, 10 at 6:57pm

    Whatever helps you sleep at night, dude. It sounds to me as if he's trying to excuse his sub-par bedroom abilities. Don't worry, hun, you CAN always learn--if you can find a girl/guy to teach you, that is.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 10 at 3:32pm

    Kinda like fat chicks, if you break out the A game she'll expect it everytime lol..

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    Submitted by Gotouchyourself on Dec 11, 10 at 2:15am

    she told me it was the combination of your tiny penis and your flawed teqnique

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    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 11, 10 at 12:45am

    @aff.. Okay too much info and freaky. So why the fuck did you do a pity fuck of you're not in the mood to do her?

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 11, 10 at 1:45pm

    Always use your A game no matter who. The "road worn" girl may just have a hottie friend that hears about your action.

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    Submitted by H8torade on Dec 13, 10 at 2:21am

    @MrVulgaris he used it correctly "ya dumbfuck!"

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    Submitted by Misssbarry on Dec 10, 10 at 11:26pm

    Don't worry everyone has their bad nights I had a few of them. There was times were I could not get it up and times were I came just before my pants came off. So don't worry learn from this

  • Submitted by MrVulgaris on Dec 10, 10 at 4:26pm

    I don't know what amazes me more, the fact that this text contains the word "thrice" or the fact that he used it wrong.

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      Submitted by 3_10toBooshtown on Dec 10, 10 at 4:48pm

      He used "thrice" correctly, and, if you're going to point out another person's use of grammar, make sure you don't do it WRONG.