My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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