My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
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i'm only 16, but i look older and i'll swear i'm 21 if the guy is old enough.
I'm 16, and I tell creepers "16 will get you 20"
And I telll the hot ones im 18.
Hahahahaha, good luck with that.
the always tempting jailbait
Just go out there. I'm sure one will lie and tell you she's 18. Then it's not your fault.
old enough to pee old enough for me!
You're livin' my dream here!
^^ just make sure you have a witness or two.
If you're hott they won't mind, if you're not don't be a creeper.
Lol, my guy friend was jailbait. His girlfriend was an 18-year-old whore. He's 16. She was crazy.
if you add their ages it's over 18, so make it a threesome
hahahahaha old ladies are the only ones that have a problem with guys talkin about young chicks......knowing full well when they were that age they were all about older men.
ATTENTION READERS: you are on a joke website........stop being so fucking LITERAL
just ask if they are 18. if they say yes, your golden
I'll be needing your address.
2:57 - lets hope your kidding
who IS this jackass????
If only you were in Nevada, where 16 is legal
OMG...I love living in the 540.
10:48 soooooo true!!! made me laugh harder than the text. its my new theory on life
Ode to the day I finally said I was legal-How their faces lit up.
thank you, glad I could help your theory on life lol!... I also live by the motto "Gotta get to em before the hair does!"
11:24 knows what he's talking about. Every guy of any age can look at a hot mature 16-18 year old and immediately acknowledge said hotness.
@3:33: apparently he's the greatest man alive.
are they 16 and hot or 14 with braces? there's a big difference here!
old enough to bleed...old enough to breed!
hahaha that's the 540 for you...
Reminds me of a quote: "If there's hair on her muff, she's old enough".
540 sucked. Gtfo of Winchester!
Why don't you have a seat here, next to me? No, no, just have a seat.
540 blows get out
I'm 90% sure that I know who texted this and I appreciate the buffet comment.