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  • 63 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:46pm

    old enough to pee old enough for me!

  • 63 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:17pm

    If you're hott they won't mind, if you're not don't be a creeper.

  • 54 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:16pm

    Just go out there. I'm sure one will lie and tell you she's 18. Then it's not your fault.

  • 52 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:24pm

    i'm only 16, but i look older and i'll swear i'm 21 if the guy is old enough.

  • 53 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:21am

    I'm 16, and I tell creepers "16 will get you 20" And I telll the hot ones im 18. SoooooooooooooooooooooooooO. Hahahahaha, good luck with that.

  • 51 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:53pm

    10:48 soooooo true!!! made me laugh harder than the text. its my new theory on life

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:35pm

    I'll be needing your address.

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:53pm

    ^^ just make sure you have a witness or two.

  • 47 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:36pm

    just ask if they are 18. if they say yes, your golden

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:33pm

    who IS this jackass????

  • 46 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:57pm

    if you add their ages it's over 18, so make it a threesome

  • 45 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:04am

    You're livin' my dream here!

  • 41 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:19pm

    hahahahaha old ladies are the only ones that have a problem with guys talkin about young chicks......knowing full well when they were that age they were all about older men. ATTENTION READERS: you are on a joke website........stop being so fucking LITERAL

  • 41 37
    Submitted by doctorgonzo on Feb 27, 10 at 12:40pm

    I'm 90% sure that I know who texted this and I appreciate the buffet comment.

  • 40 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:21am

    OMG...I love living in the 540.

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:27pm

    2:57 - lets hope your kidding

  • 36 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:56pm

    hahaha that's the 540 for you...

  • 33 29
    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Sep 11, 10 at 6:18am

    Reminds me of a quote: "If there's hair on her muff, she's old enough".

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:35pm

    Ode to the day I finally said I was legal-How their faces lit up.

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:30pm

    the always tempting jailbait

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:55pm

    thank you, glad I could help your theory on life lol!... I also live by the motto "Gotta get to em before the hair does!"

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:17pm

    @3:33: apparently he's the greatest man alive.

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:24pm

    are they 16 and hot or 14 with braces? there's a big difference here!

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:45pm

    540 blows get out -auther bright

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:14am

    11:24 knows what he's talking about. Every guy of any age can look at a hot mature 16-18 year old and immediately acknowledge said hotness.

  • 36 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:12am

    Lol, my guy friend was jailbait. His girlfriend was an 18-year-old whore. He's 16. She was crazy.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:19pm

    If only you were in Nevada, where 16 is legal

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:48pm

    old enough to bleed...old enough to breed!

  • 27 35
    Submitted by TheGODDAMbatman on Aug 4, 11 at 11:49pm

    Why don't you have a seat here, next to me? No, no, just have a seat.

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:41pm

    540 sucked. Gtfo of Winchester! --Patrick Clark