rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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