I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...