I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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