you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.